Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Ricktastic







Our official predictions are here. But first a few tid-bits

The police badge in "the abc's of Beth" had the  serial number VA184, and when
You do a search INSIDE Amazon you get a "horse riding crop" (Beth likes horses)
that can't be a coincidence,

https://www.amazon.com/Morris-741545010931-Costumes-Riding-Crop/dp/B003DH4DQY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1540355894&sr=8-2&keywords=VA184

Beth's "location stickers" longitudinal numbers land in the ocean, right next to Somalia,
Somalia is only famous for ONLY one thing. ...Pirates, we think this is important
---and it will be in a future epsd.

Now the most important prediction is that.................. Evil Mort is really a Rick. 

(Ricks Fake origin story WASN'T really fake)

Rick's can easily inhabit other bodies, even the insect-like bodies.
At some point "a Rick" inhabited the body of a Moryt in order to hide from our Rick(C137)
That is also why he need so many Morty's being tortured outside the building.... Hiding
from the super-smart Rickest- of- Rick's C137.
We believe this Rick wants to kill our-Rick, and kill EVERY
Rick in the universe that isn't just like him.... We believe he is a "simple Rick"
A "simple Rick" is the Rick sitting in the chair with his thoughts being drained
in order to make the the magenta-colored waffer cookies that all Rick's love.
The Rick who shot him(waffer-cookie Rick)was also a simple Rick...put to work on an assembly line...and went postal
 ....ALL The "worker Rick's" at citadel may well be"simple Rick's", ... Evil-Morty is also one of these simple Rick's, but he is a unique one. and he's living inside the body of a morty, so he can hide from RickC137, ...our Rick
anyhow... these 1000s of simple ricks NEVER had any grandchildren, beth died at age 6 or  so 

the rick who 'evil mortys' robot...would NEED to havee tortured a 1000 mortys out side his fortress.  because there was no-real-rick in that place...unless evil-morty himself was 
in fact... a Rick, ....evil morty was a Rick

This 'simple Rick' wants to wipe-out all other Rick's. Because...

He is the Rick we see in the fake "Rick origin story" . Simple Rick is the Rick who "passes" on the other Rick's Offer to use the portal-gun for his advantage. That Rick was "Our-Rick ..C137". Our-Rick sent the bomb to the garage and tried to kill him, but killed his wife and daughter by accident.
This caused the  "simple Rick" to vow revenge.... And he's been working at it-- ever since.

In other words the "fake origin story" wasn't fake, its just that Rick-C137 is the evil killer Rick who sends the bomb
And the "simple-victim" Rick is now.... Evil-morty.
There was a clue given to support this theory;  see below

on a separate note.

ALL of Ricks wives (Diane) , are dead and gone , all of them.... EVERY-where,
"How" this can be we don't know; but we think there are NO VERSIONS of Diane anywhere/anymore.
Unless Rick has "cloned" a few versions of her that must have started as fetus with no memory
of ever being "Diane"(there are different kinds of clones). She would  NOT be an adult version of Diane complete with all Diane's memories... she would be a fetus...that would need to "grow up" like any other child.
The best candidate for this "re-grown" version of Diane; is the blond girl Anne,
(Ex-churro stand employe/next creator) from inside the "homeless-Santa" guy in "Anatomy Park.
And if she's not a clone of Diane??...how in the Jesus-fuck does Rick know she has a ?Puffy vagina?



Also: this would mean that Morty went to 3rd base... with his grand mom---sortta.

Also:: there was a  Cronenberg "baby" thing that Rick killed just after "Unity" and just before his own suicide attempt. This may be a Cronenberg version of Diane of his original Morty...its hard to say.

on a separate note
Beth was pregnant  at 18 (with Summer) and she and Jerry were going to get an abortion
but their car had a flat tire. ,...Rick was somehow responsible for this flat..Maybe with his buddy's
Squawnch and Bird-person. Also, Summer may not be Jerry's kid. We believe she's not, and we believe that Morty IS Jerry's full-blooded kid. , but this is just a guess.

[EDIT , we now know that most definitely Summer is jerry's child, ...no doubt ]

there was a hint as to the idea of evil-Morty really being a rick.
at this moment ...http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Close_Rick-Counters_of_the_Rick_Kind/Gallery?file=S1e10_lucky_im_not_a_rick.png
..."lucky Im not a rick"
that exact moment...

Rick is strapped  to a table and asks Morty to let him out, Morty stairs at him for a few seconds and
says. " your lucky I'm not a Rick",  Rick reply's "we don't have time for an ark right now"
To us ...this is very nearly PROOF that evil-Morty is really a Rick